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you: hey kieran what are you thinking about

Yer Tail boosted



Yer Tail boosted

The tail is not magical, inflatable, or buoyant. It does not help the snow leopard float in mid air.

The idiot end just keeps jumping off tall things thinking it can fly.

I haven’t said much lately.

But I’ve been stalking you.

Once again, another elegant yet poignant comment from the pointy end.

So is it wrong to invite the pointy end to our parties? I mean, if we could do tails only...

My vengeance you will never see coming. Always stalking behind you, pointy end...

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Only the important parts showing. Oh and some human thing... potentially dinner.

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