Yer Tail boosted

you: hey kieran what are you thinking about
me:

Yer Tail boosted

example:

CRISPR 🐾ME 🐾 A 🐾 TAIL 🐾

Yer Tail boosted

...
The stupid end knows no bounds.

The tail is not magical, inflatable, or buoyant. It does not help the snow leopard float in mid air.

The idiot end just keeps jumping off tall things thinking it can fly.

I haven’t said much lately.

But I’ve been stalking you.

Once again, another elegant yet poignant comment from the pointy end.

no

No.

NO.

AND ESPECIALLY NOT YOU. NO.

So is it wrong to invite the pointy end to our parties? I mean, if we could do tails only...

2/3rds of this photo contain tail and snow.

My vengeance you will never see coming. Always stalking behind you, pointy end...

Yer Tail boosted

Only the important parts showing. Oh and some human thing... potentially dinner.

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