also I was trying not to fall off a mountain

3 years ago today, I looked down and saw this view for the first time.

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Elegant. Beautiful. Timeless.

Oh and look the pointy end is here too.

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as far as I know the maned wolf is only animal in existence to capture the "socially awkward and kind of annoyed" look

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Weekend plans: bath from the pointy end, avoiding the cubs’ pounces, assisting in the acquisition of high protein prey for a shiny coat.

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ᵖᵃʷˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢⁿᵒᵘᵗˢ

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the official snouts.online subtitle is absolutely Panic! At The Petco

nobody here but us snow

(📷 @cryptodawg@twitter.com )

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Welcome to Gosh Club,

The first rule of Gosh Club is..
*reads notes, goes red in the face*
oh.. heck. erm.. oh gosh.

I made a cheesesteak burrito for breakfast and I have no regrets

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Customers who purchased: fight puppy

also purchased: pointy puppy

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Mastodon after dark accounts are hereby called nastodons

I just submitted a work related form with "Wahshington" entered. oops.

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